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Month: April 2017

Agile, Developer, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…

30th April 2017

… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…

Agile, Developer, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…

30th April 2017

.. this cunt and they think they are clever by talking about clock speeds. Continue reading The Majority of I.T Folk you come across in the UK look like…

Millennial, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

The Importance of walking around with an Open Laptop at Work…

30th April 201730th April 2017

… to feel that your pay grade is higher than it really is. Continue reading The Importance of walking around with an Open Laptop at Work…

Developer, Software, Tech IndustryLeave a comment

“I am a Polyglot Developer…”

30th April 201730th April 2017

… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”

Agile, Continuous Integration/Delivery, Silicon Valley, Software, U.KLeave a comment

The Role of the Scrum Master is…

29th April 201729th April 2017

… a cheap version of a project manager (they don’t deliver either). Likes to call meetings ‘ceremonies’. It is for the non-technical person to get their foot into the software world by reciting reams of bullshit introduced by some idiots … Continue reading The Role of the Scrum Master is…

Agile, Continuous Integration/Delivery, Software1 Comment

Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

28th April 201729th April 2017

… in a way that it sounds like they actually built it. i.e So-called I.T Consultants presenting Go C.D tool to deploy software into a number of containers using buzzwords such as “build pipeline”. You never see this kind of thing … Continue reading Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

Silicon Valley, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …

28th April 201728th April 2017

… that NO silicon transistors were ever made. Continue reading The Silicon Roundabout is where you will find …

Agile, Continuous Integration/Delivery, Developer, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

Agile Coaches who …

28th April 201729th April 2017

… have NEVER delivered a piece of software in their life. Continue reading Agile Coaches who …

News/Media, Software, Tech Industry, U.KLeave a comment

BBC Tech breaking news…

28th April 201728th April 2017

… which was “old hat” news from a week ago. Continue reading BBC Tech breaking news…

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“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

27th April 201728th April 2017

… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

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