… we call our projects Digital Transformation, have Digital Tribes and love getting certifications in different Agile Frameworks delivered by “coaches” feeding you how you should build software. But in the end we don’t really deliver anything groundbreaking. Successful Silicon … Continue reading We are Britain and we are Better than Silicon Valley because…
… some dumbshit “Agile” software development technique where you share a dirty keyboard to type some code and review each line. The programmers usually switch roles unless one starts picking their nose or bites their fingernails which usually ends up with … Continue reading WTF is Pair Programming?
How come only the U.K likes to prefix anything to do with software with the word “Digital”? We have “Digital Transformation”, “Digital Tribes”, etc. How come no one else does this and just gets on with it and builds stuff? … Continue reading WTF do you need to prefix everything with “Digital”?…
… something that sounds like rocket science. Even though I only installed some software off the Internet and didn’t do any soldering. Continue reading Just built a Raspberry Pi. It now does…
… to feel that your pay grade is higher than it really is. Continue reading The Importance of walking around with an Open Laptop at Work…
The same old stupid ass line by a so-called geek who thinks he’s clever. If it’s not done in Assembly Language or lower than you ain’t shit. Continue reading “I wrote my first program when I was 10 years old…”
Hired IT person for their “knowledge/expertise” in certain areas. Usually just blags on about bullshit to make it sound like rocket science. Continue reading IT Consultant – UK
Every workplace has them. They are easily spotted, identified by the way they speak. Which is out loud to impress, even though they sound like idiots. They need the planets to align before he can start work. They will make a … Continue reading Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?
Agile Software Development started off as a set of core principles but have since developed into “add any layer of shit” onto it to slow the process down even further, meaning your deliverable could be as small as a “system.out”. Continue reading “Agile Development” – Thick Layers of Bollocks