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Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

28th April 201729th April 2017

… in a way that it sounds like they actually built it. i.e So-called I.T Consultants presenting Go C.D tool to deploy software into a number of containers using buzzwords such as “build pipeline”. You never see this kind of thing … Continue reading Doing a “Demo” for a Third Party Tool or Application…

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“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

27th April 201728th April 2017

… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”

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We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…

27th April 201728th April 2017

… we have beanbags and do CSS. Continue reading We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…

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DevOps The Installer

26th April 201728th April 2017

A person who doesn’t know how to code formally. Just there to install and maintain shit. Has a CLI open to show some logs to impress people. Continue reading DevOps The Installer

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Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?

25th April 201728th April 2017

Every workplace has them. They are easily spotted, identified by the way they speak. Which is out loud to impress, even though they sound like idiots.  They need the planets to align before he can start work. They will make a … Continue reading Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?

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