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WTF is Pair Programming?

2nd May 20173rd May 2017

… some dumbshit “Agile” software development technique where you share a dirty keyboard to type some code and review each line. The programmers usually switch roles unless one starts picking their nose or bites their fingernails which usually ends up with … Continue reading WTF is Pair Programming?

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WTF do you need to prefix everything with “Digital”?…

2nd May 2017

How come only the U.K likes to prefix anything to do with software with the word “Digital”? We have “Digital Transformation”, “Digital Tribes”, etc. How come no one else does this and just gets on with it and builds stuff? … Continue reading WTF do you need to prefix everything with “Digital”?…

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Just built a Raspberry Pi. It now does…

2nd May 2017

… something that sounds like rocket science. Even though I only installed some software off the Internet and didn’t do any soldering. Continue reading Just built a Raspberry Pi. It now does…

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Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…

30th April 2017

… just to show how technically advanced you are in the given subject. Continue reading Strategically Placing your Computer Books on your Desk…

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“I am a Polyglot Developer…”

30th April 201730th April 2017

… I like to say that because it makes me feel superior. Even though I only know bits of each language. Who gives a shit, everyone nowadays is one and it means jackshit. Continue reading “I am a Polyglot Developer…”

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