Agile Coaches who …
… have NEVER delivered a piece of software in their life. Continue reading Agile Coaches who …
Category: U.K
BBC Tech breaking news…
… which was “old hat” news from a week ago. Continue reading BBC Tech breaking news…
“I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
… [A Douchebag, BJSS, 1998] Continue reading “I’m telling you, Java is Overhyped and nothing will come of it….”
We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
… we have beanbags and do CSS. Continue reading We are “World Class” and on par with Silicon Valley because…
The Principal Engineer is …
… an uncreative person who likes to read books, usually by Martin Fowler and follows whatever the book says. Even though Martin Fowler just copies ideas that have been around for years and just coins new phrases for them. Continue reading The Principal Engineer is …
IT Consultant – UK
Hired IT person for their “knowledge/expertise” in certain areas. Usually just blags on about bullshit to make it sound like rocket science. Continue reading IT Consultant – UK
DevOps The Installer
A person who doesn’t know how to code formally. Just there to install and maintain shit. Has a CLI open to show some logs to impress people. Continue reading DevOps The Installer
Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?
Every workplace has them. They are easily spotted, identified by the way they speak. Which is out loud to impress, even though they sound like idiots. They need the planets to align before he can start work. They will make a … Continue reading Why does The Millennial Developer talk so much shit?
“Agile Development” – Thick Layers of Bollocks
Agile Software Development started off as a set of core principles but have since developed into “add any layer of shit” onto it to slow the process down even further, meaning your deliverable could be as small as a “system.out”. Continue reading “Agile Development” – Thick Layers of Bollocks